Magic Reindeer Food

Sprinkle some of this outside on Christmas Eve and watch your children’s faces when they see just crumbs left in the morning.

2 (24-ounce) packages vanilla candy coating
3 cups mini pretzels
1 (12-ounce) can cocktail peanuts
1 (14.25-ounce) package frosted toasted oat O-shaped cereal
1 (12-ounce) package crisp rice cereal squares
1 (16-ounce) package holiday candy-coated chocolate pieces
Red and green sugars

Place candy coating in a glass container; microwave at HIGH 2 1/2 minutes or until melted, stirring once.

Combine pretzels and and next 3 ingredients in a large bowl; add melted candy coating, tossing to coat. Stir in chocolate pieces.

Spread mixture onto wax paper; sprinkle with sugars. Let stand 30 minutes. Break into pieces.

Yield: 25 cups

Candy Cane Swizzle Sticks

(2-ounce) vanilla bark coating squares, chopped and melted
Green food coloring paste
12 large candy canes
Toppings: holiday sprinkles, colored sugars

Stir together melted chocolate coating and desired amount of paste. (We used a wooden pick dipped once in food coloring paste to tint chocolate coating.) Dip ends of candy canes 2 to 3 inches into coating; let excess drip off. Sprinkle immediately with desired toppings, and dry on a wire rack.

Yield: Makes 12 candy canes

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